From the basement Trivia HQ:
Final standing for Viva Las Trivia 2003
| Place | Team | Final Score |
| 1 | The Mime Radio Consipiracy | 15995 |
| 2 | Learned Pigs and Fireproof Women | 15965 |
| 3 | Loose Meat Sandwiches | 15265 |
| 4 | Panties Waaay Too Tight | 14695 |
| 5 | Stefan's Dream 4: It's Muffin Time | 14530 |
| 6 | Sigma Phi Nothing | 14375 |
| 7 | College DJs Suck | 14060 |
| 8 | Non-Essential Government Workers | 13920 |
| 9 | Voodoo Dolls | 13735 |
| 10 | Society for Creative Anarchism | 13420 |
| 11 | Intimate Tupperware Party | 13010 |
| 12 | Nuyorican Poets Soiree | 12810 |
| 13 | Super Heroes in Training | 12640 |
| 14 | Feelin' Comfortable | 12585 |
| 15 | Neo-Maxi Zoomdweebies | 12385 |
| 16 | Pull-Start Diesel | 12335 |
| 17 | LDE with Frank, Dean and Sammy | 12325 |
| 18 | Trouble Among the Cheerleaders | 12235 |
| 19 | The Weak and the Sick (TWATS) | 12225 |
| 20 | Worried About the Beaver | 1210 |
| 21 | ET Takes a Crapshoots Pants, Looses Shirt | 12105 |
| 22 | A Few Screws Loose | 11955 |
| 23 | Tofu is People | 11910 |
| 24 | Hotcheese | 11875 |
| 25 | The Chairleg of Truth | 11815 |
| 26 | Freshly Squeezed | 11775 |
| 27 | Cuban Reefer Pirates | 11505 |
| 28 | WWSD: What Would Scooby Doo? | 11485 |
| 29 | My Big Fat Norwegian Cocktail | 11360 |
| 30 | In 23rd Place With 9835 Points | 11335 |
| 31 | The House of Insanity | 11325 |
| 32 | Redneck Zombie MoFos | 11075 |
| 33 | F.A.S.C. | 10900 |
| 34 | Some Assembly Required | 10825 |
| 35 | D.O.A. Hole | 10675 |
| 36 | Mental Asylum Marching Band | 10645 |
| 37 | The G Town "Cleaners" | 10500 |
| 38 | Minutemen and the Women Who Love 'em | 10480 |
| 39 | Shake the Paw of Destiny | 10005 |
| 40 | Traveling By Midget | 9970 |
| 41 | Big Dwarf Rodeo | 9900 |
| 42 | Hugh Beaumont | 9470 |
| 43 | More Useless Students in College | 9240 |
| 44 | (Insert Clever Team Name Here) | 9225 |
| 45 | Rich Corinthian Leather | 9125 |
| 46 | Ka-Ching! | 9070 |
| 47 | The Ferocious Goats | 9065 |
| 48 | 10,000 MHz of Power | 9050 |
| 49 | Penguin and Frog IV: A New Hope | 8955 |
| 50 | Pigs R' Us | 8790 |
| 51 | Win a Shower With Jesus | 8765 |
| 52 | Phreaky Geek and the Crazy Girls | 8670 |
| 53 | The Incredible Edible Hobo | 8470 |
| 54 | Vandalay Industries | 8410 |
| 55 | Stewart Smalley's Dungeon | 8305 |
| 56 | 24 Butcheeks Pointed At You | 8285 |
| 57 | Mary Poppins and the Lighting Force | 8140 |
| 58 | The Bastard Squad | 7955 |
| 59 | Operation Hoyven Mayven | 7820 |
| 60 | Upward Thrust | 7670 |
| 61 | Da Fillet Show | 7570 |
| 62 | The Easter Bunny | 7290 |
| 63 | Acacia | 6970 |
| 64 | Running With Scissors | 6665 |
| 65 | The Team Who Won Last Year | 5835 |
| 66 | Who's Jebus | 5655 |
| 67 | Student Government | 5610 |
| 68 | Habitat For Insanity | 5175 |
| 69 | This Space For Rent | 4960 |
| 70 | There's Something About Jim | 4815 |
| 71 | Gots Books Cain't Read 'em | 4710 |
| 72 | Gamblor v. Homer | 4240 |
| 73 | Last Call For Alcohol | 3725 |
| 74 | Sex For VCRs | 1400 |
| 75 | Pavarotti's Cult o' Leather | 335 |